Come on. How many times have you two died anyway?
No
There is someone besides Michael
strong enough to fight Lucifer
Who is that?
God
I'm going to find God.
What do you want?
An amulet
It burns hot in God's presence.
It will help me find him.
I've got nothing like that
You don't.
What is it?
Uncle Bobby gave it to me.
He said it was real special.
Thank you Sammy. I love it.
May I borrow it?
No.
Dean. Give it to me,
Don't lose it.
Looking for this?
Mornin'
Shut up. Hands where I can see them.
Wait a minute.
Is that you Roy?
It is, isn't it.
Which makes you Walt.
Hiya Walt.
Well then.
Well is it just me or do you two seem a tad upset?
You think you can just flip the switch on the apocalypse
and just walk away Sam?
Who told you that?
We ain't the only the hunters after you
See you in the next life.
Wa-wait up. I can explain, okay?
Please.
Stay the hell down.
Shoot him.
Killing Sam was right, but Dean, he...
He made us,
and we just snuffed his brother you idiot.
You want to spend your whole life knowing
Dean Winchester on your ass?
'Cause I don't.
Shoot him.
Come on Roy, do it.
I'm gonna warn you.
When I come back
I'm going to be pissed.
Come on.
Let's get this show on the road.
Come on already.
Sammy
Come on, let's go.
Weird dream.
Got your lighter?
Oh I haven't seen this in years.
Fire 'em up.
I remember this.
This is Fourth of July 1996
Dad would never have let us do anything like this.
Thanks Dean.
This is great.
Fire in the hole!
Sam?
Dean!
Cas?
It's me.
You gotta stop poking around in my dreams
I need some me time.
Dean, listen to me closely,
This isn't a dream.
Then what is it?
Deep down you already know.
I'm dead.
Condolences.
Where am I?
Heaven.
Heaven?
How'd I get the heaven?
Please listen, this spell, this connection,
It's difficult to maintain.
Well then, if I'm in the heaven,
then where is Sam?
What do you see?
What do you mean what I see?
Tell me, do you see a tunnel or river?
What do you see?
Nothing, my-my dash, I'm in my car.
I'm on a road.
Ok, a road, for you it's a road.
Follow it, Dean, you'll find Sam.
Follow... road...
Thank you.
So, Sam. I heard you're new to McKinley
Yes, sir. Two weeks.
'Cause Cathy over here just
can't seem to stop talking about you.
Dad, shut up.
Just... Wow.
Dean
What are you doing in my dream?
So what does your father do for a living?
You don't say.
Heaven?
Yep.
Okay, how are we in the heaven?
Well, that clean living I guess.
No No
I...Okay. You... I get it, sure.
But me? Maybe you haven't noticed but
I've done a few things.
You thought you were doing the right thing,
The last I checked there wasn't a road to heaven
that was pave in good intentions
Yeah, well, if this is the sky mall, then it sucks.
I mean where is the triplets and the latex, you know?
I mean a guy has needs.
You know, when you bite the dust,
they say your life flashes before your eyes.
Your point?
This house, it's one of my memories
When I woke up, I woke up my memories.
That 4th of the July, that we burned down that field?
Maybe this is the heaven is.
A-a place you relive your greatest hits?
What, so playing footsie with braces face in there.
That's a trophy moment for you?
Dean. I was eleven years old.
This was my first real thanks-giving.
What are you talking about?
We have thanks-giving every year.
We had a bucket of extra-crispy
and Dad passed out on the couch.
I don't remember this.
We should, uh...
Yeah, definitely
Okay.
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
But we' re taking the escalator back downstairs.
Cas!
What are you doing?
what does it look like?
Like you lost your mind.
Cas talked to me before using this phone home radio thing
so I
Cas.
I can hear you.
Cas, hey
I found Sam. But something just happened
it's this weird... beam of light
Don't go with the light
Ok, thanks, Carol Ann.
What was it?
Not what, who.
Zachariah.
He's searching for you.
And if he finds us?
You cannot say "yes" to Michael and Lucifer
if you are dead.
So Zachariah needs to return you to your body.
Great, problem solved.
No, you don't understand
you are behind the wall
This is a rare opportunity.
For what?
You need to find an angel, his name is Joshua.
Hey, man, no offence.
But we've had our ass full of angels, okay?
You find him.
I can't. I can't return to heaven.
So what's so important about Joshua?
The rumour is, he talks to God.
And so?
You think maybe, just maybe, we should find out
what the hell God has been saying?
Jeez, touchy.
Please, I just need you to follow the road.
What road?
It's called the Axis Mundi,
It's a path running through the heaven,
different people will see different things
For you, it's two lane asphalt.
The road will lead you to the garden
you wll find Joshua there.
and Joshua can take us to God.
The garden...
Please hurry.
So, what do you think?
I think we hit the yellow bricks and find this Joshua guy.
Really?
What, you don't?
No,I... I'm just surprised you do.
I mean last time I checked you want to break out the 'no's.
Now, you think he can help?
He's the only one who can
I mean come on Sam, we're rarely boned.
So prayer... the last hope of a desperate man.
Wasn't there a street out here?
There was.
Dean, what are you doing?
Looking for a road.
You're... you think the road is in a closet?
We're in heaven, Sam. Okay
Our memories are coming ture, Cas is on TV
Finding the road in closet would be pretty much
the most normal thing to happen to us today.
What?
I use to have one of these
when I was a kid.
That was the road?
I guess.
Real trippy right?
Yeah.
More trippy
Apparantly..
you 'wuv' hugs.
Shut up.
Wait a minute. I know where we are?
Where?
Dean...
Hey Dean. You hungry?
You want the crust cut off?
Yeah. I-I'd love that.
Mom?
This is not your memory, Sam.
Sorry.
Dean, uh, we should... go. Keep looking for the road.
I know, ju-just gimme a minute, okay?
Dean.
Sam. Please, just one minute.
Hello.
No, George.
I'm not having this conversation again.
No, think about what?
I have two boys at home.
I remember this.
Mum and Dad were fighting
and then he moved out for a couple of days.
Dad always said they had the perfect marriage.
It wasn't perfect until after she died.
Fine, then don't.
There's nothing more to talk about.
What happens next?
It's okay Mom.
Dad still loves you.
I love you too.
I'll never leave you.
You are my little angel.
How about some pie?
What?
I just never realised
how long you've been cleaning up Dad's messes.
Whatever, let's keep moving.
I've seen this somewhere before.
Where?
Where are we?
No way.
Bones!
Hey, come here, come here.
Bones?
Yeah, Bones was my Dog. Hey.
You-your dog?
Yeah.
Is this Flagstaff?
Yeah.
This was a good memory for you?
Yeah, I mean I was on my own for two weeks
I lived off Funyuns and Mr. Pep.
What?
You don't even remember do you?
You ran away on my watch.
I looked everywhere for you.
I thought you were dead.
And when Dad came home...
Dean, look, I-I'm sorry, I-I never thought about it like that...
Forget it, let's roll
Stay
Bonesy, stay.
What memory is this?
No idea.
Alright, come on.
Dean. Road. God. Remember?
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
This?
This is the night you ditched us for Stanford, isn't it?
This is your idea of heaven?
Wow.
This was like one of the worst nights of my life.
I can't control this stuff.
Seriously?
I mean this is a happy memory for you?
I don't know.
I was on my own.
I finally got away from Dad.
Yeah, he wasn't the only one you got away from.
Dean, I'm sorry, I just...
Oh I know, you didn't think of it like that.
Dean
Come on, your heaven
Is somebody else's Thanksgiving. Okay
It's bailing on your family.
What do you want me to say?
Man, I never got the crusts cut off my PB and J.
I-I just don't look the family the way you do.
Yeah but I'm your family.
I know
You and me are supposed to be a team.
It's supposed to be you and me against the world, right?
Dean. It is.
Is it?
Go, go, go.
Running from angels
On foot.
In heaven.
With out of the box thinking like that I'm surprised
you boys have stopped the apocalypse already.
Guys, what's the problem?
I just want to send you back to Earth, that's all.
I mean, that is, after I tear you a cosmos of new ones.
You're on my turf now, boys.
By the time I'm through with you,
you are gonna begging to say yes.
Go, go,
Hurry!
Guys, come on.
You could run, but you can't "run".
Hurry! This way.
Wait, who are you?
Buenos dias, bitches?
Ash?
Welcome to my blue heaven.
Oh my god. The Roadhouse.
It even smells the same.
Blood, bud, beer and nuts.
It the best smell on the world.
How 'bout a cold one?
Up here, no hangovers.
So, hey, no offence...
Been saved, man.
That was my congregation's number one
And you said this was uh, your heaven?
Yep! My own, personal.
And when the angels jumped us... we were...
-Your heaven. -So they are two heavens?
No, more like 100 billion so no worries
It will take the angel boys a minute to catch up.
what
So you've got to stop thinking that heaven is one place.
it's more like a buttload of places all crammed together.
Like Disneyland, except without all the antisemitism.
Disneyland?
Mm-hm, yeah, so've got Winchester-land,
Ash-land, a whole mess everybody-else-lands.
Put all them together, heaven, right?
At the center of it all, it's the magic kingdom,
the garden
So everybody gets a little slice of paradise?
Pretty much.
Few people share, special cases, what not.
What do you mean special?
Ah, you know, like soulmates.
Anyways, most people
can't leave their own private idahos.
But you're not most people?
Nope,they ain't got my skills.
I've been all over.
Johnny Cash, andre the giant,Einstein.
Sam, that man can mix a White Russian.
Hell, the other day, I found Mallanaga Vatsyayana
who?
He wrote the Kama Sutra
That boy's heaven, oh, sweaty, confusing.
All this from a guy who used to sleep on the pool table?
Yeah, now I'm dead, I'm living, man, a whole lot more.
So how'd you find us?
I rigged up my very own, holy police scanner.
That's angels, blabbing in Enochian, ok?
I'm fluent
I heard that you're up, so of course I had to find you,
Again.
Again.?
This ain't the first time you've been here.
I mean you boys die more than anyone I've ever met.
Really?
oh, yeah, you don't remember.
God, angels. Must the windexed your prains
so have you found anybody else, Ellen and Jo?
Ellen and Jo are dead?
Ah, yeah, a few months now.
Sorry.
they went down fighting?
Yeah, to the end.
Yeah, a lot of good it did
what about our folks?
Been looked them for over for John Winchester, mary too.
So far, nada. I'm sorry.
There is somebody, who I know for sure
wants to chat with you, hold up
Pamila.
Nice to see you boys again.
So this is how you get around up here?
Hm... More or less.
It's awesome when you have an application,
a practical application for string theory.
so...
So...
That`s for getting me killed.
Yeah, that`s probably less than I deserve.
If it makes you feel any better, we got Ash killed too.
I'm cool with it.
He's cool with it.
So... are you good?
I'm good.
Really.
Remember my death scene?
Gut shot? Coughing blood.
You told me i was going some place better.
-That was a lie. -You were right.
My heaven is is one long show with the metal bands.
It's amazing. you should see it.
Yeah
You don't believe me.
No, i do... I just You know,
spending eternity trapped in your own little little universe
while the angels run the show, that's lonely.
that's not Nirvana, that's the Matrix.
I don't know.
Attic's still better than the basement.
Yeah, but...
you know, this place, feels real.
but it's memories
Real is down there.
Yeah well, close enough.
look,dean,i'm happy.
I'm at peace.
what are you trying to sell me some time here?
I mean what's the pitch?
I know that Michael wants to take you out for a test drive.
Pamila...
Just saying, what happens if you play ball with him?
Worst case.
A lot of people will die.
And then they come here! Is that really so bad?
Look, maybe you don't have to fight it so hard.
It`s all i'm trying to say.
hey Got our short cut to the garden
oh, yeah.
A little access pass to the Magic Kingdom.
Good.
Not good?
That Zach fella's going to be watching every road to the garden.
Watch your ass.
And Dean...
Yep, just how i imagined
Ah... gentlemen.
I don't mean to be a downer or anything.
But uh, I'm sure I'll see you again soon.
-Well, keep the pitcher on ice for us. -yeah
What the? Why are we back home?
I don't know.
So what are we gonna do?
Look for the road again, I guess.
honey, why are you up?
Look, I'm-i'm sorry, i love yo .
but you are not real
and we don't have time...
Did you have nightmare?
Tell me.
I gotta go.
Then how about i told my nightmare, Dean?
The night i burned...
Sam, let's get out of here.
Don't you walk away from me
I never loved you.
You were my burden.
I was shackled to you.
And look what it got me.
Dean
The worst was the smell.
The pain... well,
what can you say when your skin bubbling off?
But the smell. So...
You know for a second,
thought I left the pot roast burning in the oven.
But...it was my meat.
and then finally.
I was dead.
The one silver lining
is that at least I was away from you.
Every body leaves you, Dean.
You noticed?
Mommy, Daddy
Even Sam.
Ever ask yourself why?
Maybe it's not them.
Maybe it's you.
Easy now, kitten.
You did this.
And I'm just getting started.
I mean, Guys,
Did you really think you could just sneak past me
into mission control?
You son of a bitch.
I could actually say the same thing about you Sam
But I've actually grown quite fond of your mother.
Or at least, the blessed memory of her.
I think we're going to be logging
a lot of quality time together.
I've discovered she's quite the MILF.
You can gloat all you want, you dick.
You're still bald.
In heaven I have six wings and four faces
one of which is a lion.
You see this because you're...
Limited.
Let's price tag this, shall we?
Yeah I've heard that too...
I'm going to do a lot more than that.
I've cleared my schedule.
Get him up.
Let me tell you something.
I was on the fast track, once.
Employee of the month, every month, forever.
I'd walk these halls and people would avert their eyes.
I had respect.
And then they assigned me you.
Now look at me.
I can't close the deal on
a couple of flannel wearing maggots
Everybody's laughing at me.
And they're right to do it.
So. Say yes, don't say yes,
I'm still going to take it out of your asses.
It's personal now, boys.
And the last person in the history of creation
you want as your enemy is me
And I'll tell you why.
Lucifer may be storng.
But I'm... petty
I'm going to be angel on your shoulder
for the rest of eternity.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm in a meeting.
I'm sorry, I need to speak to those two.
Excuse me?
It's a bad time. I know
But I'm going to have to insist.
You don't get to insist jack squat.
No, you're right
but the boss does.
His orders.
You're lying.
I wouldn't lie about this.
Look, fire me if you want.
But sooner or later he's going to come back home.
And you know how he is with that whole 'wrath' thing.
This is...
Heaven's garden?
It's nice...
-ish, I guess.
You see what you want to here.
For some it's God's throne room. For some it's Eden.
For you two, it seems to be the Cleveland Botanical Gardens
You came here on a field trip.
You're Joshua.
I'm Joshua.
So you... talk to God?
Most of the time, he talks to me.
We need to speak to him
It's important.
Where is he?
On Earth.
Doing what?
I don't know.
Do you know where on Earth?
No, sorry
We don't exactly talk face to face.
I'm sorry, I-I don't get it,
God's not talking to nobody, so...
So why is he talking to me?
I sometimes think it's because I can sympathise
Gardener to Gardener.
And between us
I think he gets lonely.
Well, my heart's breaking for him.
Well, can you at least give him a message for us?
Actually, he has a message for you.
Back off.
What?
He knows already. Everyone you want to tell him.
But
He knows what the angels are doing.
He knows the apocalypse has begun.
He just doesn't htink it's his problem.
Not his problem?
God saved you already.
He put you on that plane.
He brought back Castiel.
He granted you salvation in heaven.
And after everything you've done too.
It's more than he's intervened in a long time.
He's finished.
Magic amulet or not.
You won't be able to find him.
But he can stop it.
He can stop all of it.
I suppose he could
but he won't.
Why not?
Why does he allow evil in the first place?
You can drive yourself nuts asking questions like that.
So he's just going to sit back and watch this world burn?
I know how much this means to you Dean.
I'm sorry.
Forget it
It is just another dead beat Dad
with a bunch of excuses, right?
No, I getting used to that
All muddled though
You can't kill the devil.
And you are losing faith in yourself your brother
Now this?
God was your last hope.
I just...
I wish I could tell you something different
How do we know you are telling the truth?
You think that I would lie?
It is just, you are not actually the first angele we've met
I'm rooting for you boys!
I wish I can do more to help you, I do!
But... I just trim the hedges.
So what now?
You go home again.
But I'm afraid this time won't be like the last.
This time God wants you to remember.
You alright?
Define alright.
Maybe... maybe Joshua was lying.
You son of bitch.
I believed in...
I don't need this any more
It is worthless.
Cas, wait.
Find another way, we can still stop all this, Dean.
How
You and me
We'll find it.
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